Saturday, March 3, 2007

Crocus

It is blustery cold, but the crocuses are blooming in the garden. While some may call this a wonderful harbinger of spring, I know it for the truth. It is time to begin yardwork.
Mowing, weeding, mulching, pruning, dethatching, fertilizing, watering, repeating. I can't stand it. If it grows, it makes me sneeze. And yet I am compelled by neighborhood guilt and patriarchal tradition to make myself into some sort of harvestless farmer.
I dream of green concrete, wrought iron ivies, and sprinklers that spray single malt into my mouth as I lounge by a self cleaning pool...

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