Daughter: "Daddy, did you know a boy wore a dinosaur costume to school on Halloween?"
Me: "Wow. What do you think of that?"
Daughter: "Pretty good."
Me: "Do you like dinosaurs?"
Daughter: "Yeah. Dinosaurs always love Jesus."
Me: "Wha?"
Daughter: "They never stop loving Jesus. They never forget to keep loving him always."
Me: "Where did you learn that?"
Daughter: "I just knew it."
Really, I don't have any idea where to begin breaking this down. Do I start with chronology? Reptilian brain capacity? Fundamentalist denial of dinosaurs and fossil records? Really. REALLY.
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